Memes

This page is very cursed and I apologize for making it. I don't know why I made it. But I did. Help me.

Yes, here is a list of the finest memes in ABW so you know what we're yammering on about half the time.

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Murderpelt- Myrtlepelt is Murderpelt. I'm honestly not sure what to put here - just look at her page and you'll understand.

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Christmasclaw- Pineclaw is red and green. He's like Santa, but instead of gifts, he'll drop a baby down your chimney, and suddenly it's yours and you have to take care of it whether you like it or not. Flamethorn, Soldatino, Clovestrike, Nettlewhisper, Marbledawn, and Dawnfire can all confirm this.

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Aspirinstar- Just a general joke about Aspenstar having depression. There are a lot of those, really.

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Abpaw/Abshine/Okaypaw- Ambershine. She says "okay" a lot. And Warrior once called her Abpaw by accident. We're never going to let that go.

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Okayzel- Hazel also says "okay" a lot. Maybe that's where Abshine got it from.

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Tiny Hazel Relatives- All Hazel relatives are amazingly tiny. Emberglow, Nettlewhisper, Ambershine, Poppyshade, Squirrelgaze, Moon... all of them. I mean, Void doesn't really count since he's literally a baby, but he probably would've been tiny anyways, so I'll include him.

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Armclaw- I (Starling) accidentally called Stormclaw that once. I regret it very much, but now he will forever be known as Armclaw.

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Hineypaw- Another typo, and this time I was disgracing Honeyswirl. As an apprentice, I mean.

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WheatSky's Kit Track Record- Wheatnose and Skyflower apparently suck at raising kits. They managed to lose Cobrakit, Nettlekit, Lynxkit, Dustkit, and Eggfur. Good job, you two.

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Jayhawk in General- Jayhawk in general was just a meme. She easily could've handled the Infinity Gauntlet.

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"Hospitality"- Another Pineclaw meme. I'm not even sure how to explain this one. Y'all would have to read the strand.

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A$$face- ...my girl Ashface didn't deserve this typo, she really didn't.

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Queen Cedarpoppy- Moonmist once referred to Cedarpoppy as "the MarshClan queen Cedarpoppy" due to a flop at wording on my (Starling's) part, but tbh that wasn't half bad, so it stuck. Cedarpoppy is indeed a queen. Moonmist was spitting straight facts.

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One Angry Midget- Hazel is one angry midget. She can and will destroy you in a rap battle. She is taller sitting up than standing. We love her, but she's literally the worst.

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Appleshine in General- Appleshine in general is just a meme. She is a god to whom the laws of physics do not apply. She is allowed to say "oop" and "yee". She looks like a fat, furry cheese puff. She's amazing. -

Crayonstar- Canyonstar is a crayon. MarshClan's leader was produced by crayola.

- Rillqing- Rillwing. Just. Whenever Rillwing does something dumb, we call her Rillqing.

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Holykit- All hail Hollypaw. I called her Holykit once by accident.

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Suncurrent in General- Suncurrent himself is kind of a walking meme, let's be real.

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Void's Eyes- Void's eyes are purple, and that has somehow become an excuse to justify anything and everything. More information on that in his page.

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Saltybird / Whitedirt- We refer to Whitebird as Saltybird because she is full of salt. Irp, Stormclaw once called her Whitedirt for reasons that I'm too lazy to explain. But it was funny. Laugh, darn you.

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Milkweedstar in General- Milkweedstar was just a meme because he was a complete idiot and it was amusing. He was also sort of Narcissus. But he actually had good character development and a genuinely interesting backstory. He was a good character. Doesn't excuse him from being a meme, though.

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Minnowbrain- Minnowfrost isn't always the sharpest crayon in the box. On those occasions, her warrior name is changed to Minnowbrain.

... y'all know what we need? An ABW as Vines thing. We need it. We really, really need it. I (Starling) would make it, but I suck at editing things. Someone has to make this.

Oh, man. I actually started one just for my characters before I knew anybody else's characters. Maybe I'll add a few more characters and finish it up. Who knows. - Dragon

Please do. I'd make it, but my animation skills aren't great and I'm not very familiar with vines. - Warrior

There are probably a lot more that I missed, and a lot more that have to be added. But this is what I've got.

Also, this link. Y'all gotta. https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/387267758/